i have an idea

it's a rocking horse for grown women

you can get the rocking horse in any style

and in any shape at all

as long as it fits comfortably between your legs

as that's all that matters

really

and then

in addition

you can order

specially made

to suit your particular, specific dimensional requirements

placed

centered

on the seat of your rocking horse which of course is in any style you prefer: western, high english, carousel, wild and untamed, shetland .....................and..........................................or...........................................with..................................

a plastic penis

not the soft pliable plastic that folds up and bends over

but the space age plastic that lasts forever - shape intact - sturdy, reliable and yet somehow warm and just slightly pliable

and of course in any color

my idea is that this would bring world peace quickly to the western european and american middle and upper classes and then peace would spread quickly throughout the world, no more, "do this, do that and why can't you etc. etc." and a lot more ooing and ahing and general appreciation of the pleasures that are built in to the equipment, pleasures we have tried to convice ourselves and each other are either off limits or deceitful or revolting or pernicious or heinous or anathema or really, really wicked but are in fact the built in defense mechanism we have against pain and sorrow, despair, cruelty and fury... women have been miserable for far too long, don't you think? isn't it time that we thought of their pleasure as something worth designing for? as something worth fighting for? as something worth bringing into the world full-fledged and mighty? think of what women do now in spite of seeing their children die more or less continuously, in spite of having their nesting instincts more or less continuously insulted and disrupted, in spite of having their clitorae torn out - wouldn't it be interesting to find out how and what we would create if it weren't in spite of anything but because of a simple outpouring of pleasure? of divine gratitude for the sensuous?

rock on

that's what to call the product, in case you are a manufacturer reading this, you are welcome to use the idea but i suggest you call the product "rock and roll" and have your motto be "rock on" and your theme song "sally ride."