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1. dont write about money - people will come in the middle of the night and terrorrize you - doesn't matter what side you're on in a way, the only side that wins is money, oops, sorry, did i say money? i didn't mean to say money! you didn't hear ME say that, really...
(Its like the penis only worse, were not supposed to talk about it)
2. Stick to safe topics like the weather but stay away from issues like global warming and sustainable agriculture and third world nuclear testing sites and chernobyl, on second thought, maybe you better not write about the weather either...